But, but...

...I thought the Mission was 'Accomplished' in 2003? Isn't that the same as 'complete'?

Bush: No Iraq Pull Out Until 'Mission is Complete' - washingtonpost.com

President Bush met today with his top advisers and military commanders on Iraq, but he offered no indication of change in strategy in his weekly radio address where he vowed not to pull U.S. troops out until "the mission is complete" and said one of the causes of the increased violence in Iraq is the enemy's desire to break America's resolve.

Ah...perhaps I misunderstood...

Bush is saying that, when in the missionary position, you shouldn't pull out until complete--that is, until you've completely shot your load. Anything else would be sex without possibility of procreation--y'know...sodomy.

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