Going, going, Gonzo...

The weekend is upon us, brothers and sisters, and so it is time for some versification from the cell of the Mad Prophet:

Gonzo is gone
like the wind
and the levees in NOLA
Yet he remains.

How in the name
of all
that is
fucking
Holy
can this be?

I'll tellya.

There are those
who have set
a
Red
White
(never forget the whiteness of White)
and
Blue
Idol
in their household shrine.

Yes
An American Idol
(apologies to Sanjaya)
In place of the God they claim to worship.

A mindset as hard
as adamantine
steel
and granite
Impervious to reason
Invulnerable

So they think.

So what the fuck
In the name of all that is right
Are we
The living, breathing sons and daughters of democracy gonna do about it?

I'll tellya.

We the people
of the United States
In order to
Form a more perfect Union
Establish justice,
Insure domestic tranquility
Provide for the common defense,
Promote the general welfare
And secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity

Do AGAIN and in perpetuity
Ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Are we clear?