Slurpees of mass destruction

Hooda thunk? For 20 years, clandestine al Qaeda cells have been meeting and secretly plotting the destruction of Our Way of Life^TM in the back offices of 7-Elevens across the land...

Glenn Greenwald - Salon.com

In remarks about domestic security threats, Rep. Sue Myrick of Charlotte said, "Look at who runs all the convenience stores across the country". . .

Myrick’s comments came during a speech to the conservative Heritage Foundation last week about what she called Americans’ lack of readiness to deal with future terrorist attacks. During a question-and-answer session, she spoke about danger within the country.

"You know, and this can be misconstrued, but honest to goodness (husband) Ed and I for years, for 20 years, have been saying, 'You know, look at who runs all the convenience stores across the country.' Every little town you go into, you know?" . . .

We have not yet invented suitable language to do such stupidity justice.