Monday, October 06, 2008

This is God, and I approve this message

Didja ever stop to consider that maybe, just maybe, this timely economic collapse is God's way of telling us morons here in 'Murka that it's time for a change? After all, top-of-the-biscuit-chain divines (I use the term loosely) are quick to ascribe hurricanes, tsunamis, tornadoes, et. al. to God's anger at the scandalous behavior du jour (be it Gay Pride parades in N'awlins or creationism smack-downs in Dover), so perhaps they should reflect for a moment on the cosmic meaning of the fiscal meltdown. Is God giving us one last chance to kick the GOP assholes out of office? And if we fail to do so, then what? I dunno 'bout you, but armageddon worried.