The Ten Commandments of Bushevism

1. You shall have no other Leader besides Me, especially not that French-lookin’ John Kerry.
2. You shall not make for yourself a protest sign, unless you’re protesting them left wing loonies that get paid off by that Soros guy.
3. You shall not take the name of Dubya your Leader in vain, for Dubya shall lock your sorry liberal ass in Gitmo for the rest of your days if he records you doing so on wiretap.
4. Remember 9/11, to keep it holy—and to keep the whole country so spooked that they make me President for Life.
5. Honor my father and my mother—especially my mother. You don’t want her pissed at you, believe me.
6. You shall not murder womb babies, but full-grown brown folks are OK.
7. You shall not commit adultery, unless you have a “Get Out of Wedlock Free!” card like Newt. He’s got a whole deck of ‘em.
8. You shall not get caught stealing.
9. You shall bear false witness against your neighbor if that’s what it takes to keep my ass out of the sling.
10. You shall not covet you neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife or his male servant or his ox or his donkey or anything that belongs to your neighbor. Don’t waste time coveting…just send him to Iraq and invoke eminent domain!