Conspiracy Schmonspiracy

"It's a Democratic conspiracy!" cries Tom DeLay. "Ron Earle, eight grand juries, and now the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals!"

A court with the following membership:

Sharon Keller (R)
Lawrence E. Meyers (R)
Tom Price (R)
Paul Womack (R)
Cheryl Johnson (R)
Michael Keasler (R)
Barbara Hervey (R)
Charles Holcomb (R)
Cathy Cochran (R)

I'd say the man is cracking up.