June Cleaver Bush

Like the good little Stepford wife she is, Laura Bush lets hubby make the important decisions for her.

STERLING, Va. - The Senate may be the place for some former first ladies, but President Bush on Thursday categorically ruled out a run for office by his wife, Laura Bush.

"She's not interested in running for office. She's interested in literacy," Bush said during an appearance at RK Moving Storage here.

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He also declined the woman's plea that she at least ask Mrs. Bush if she might be willing.

"She's a great lady," the president said. "She's not interested in running for office."

Yeppers...Laura is a great lady, not like that evil power-hungry Hillary who says bad things about my overseers...errr...Republicans in Congress. Laura always takes her meds when I bring them. In fact, I don't even hafta slip 'em into her Pina Coladas no more!

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