Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Lindsey...ain't that a girl's name?

Senator Lindsey "Purty Mouth" Graham sticks his dick into the cigar cutter a tip too far...

TBogg
While I have no doubt that Republicans will throw an epic bitch-fit if the Democrats attempt to filibuster Alito, they would probably have a bit more 'bring it on' street cred if they sent out someone a tad more butch than the sissy-boy homunculus from South Carolina. I mean, if, and a very big if, the Democrats manage to sucessfully filibuster Alito, Graham will run shrieking from the Senate floor crying like a four year-old girl who just snapped the head off of her favorite My Little Pony.
If Senate Dems have the testosterone and estrogen the good Lord gave 'em, they'll butt-fuck the Rethugs on Alito 'til their hemorrhoids cry out for mercy. Ole' Lindsey'll run squealin' like a pig to the nearest Piggy Wiggly.

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