Ombudsing is Hard!
om·buds·man
n.
n.
- A person [like me, Deborah Howell of the Washington Post, official mouthpiece of Our Dear Leader and his minions,] who investigates complaints and mediates fair settlements, especially between aggrieved parties such as consumers or students and an institution or organization. [Except when mean liberals hurt my feelings by calling me on my fuck ups. Bastards.]
