Rummy's Favorite Things

Inspired by Mad Magazine (you know the tune):

Rifles and cannons and nuclear rockets
Rayguns that burn out your eyes from their sockets
Flying behemoths with bombs on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things.

Big muzzled mortars that belch seething fire
Flamethrowers feeding the flames even higher
Shrapnel grenades that explode with a fling
These are a few of my favorite things...

When the war stops
When it's peacetime
When I'm feeling sad
I just open up
With my favorite things
And then I don't feel
So bad......