Shorter Alito

Ignore everything I ever said or wrote about anything, particularly court cases. Pay no attention to minor lapses like failing to recuse myself from a case in which I ruled in favor of a litigant who happened to hold just about all my investments. None of these facts have any bearing on how I'll rule once you make me Supreme-Judge-for-Life-Sammy. Would I lie to you? Does this look like the face of a dishonest man? Trust me. Just like you did in 1990.

Good boy.