Shorter Jeff Goldstein
Of Texan stock illustriously sprung,
lo, Dubya comes! whose power the oil field bounds,
whose fame, the skies.
He shall receive the name Poppy nobly bore,
great George II, he.
Him to the skies, in 'Murkan codpiece dress,
thou shalt with smiles receive; and he, like us,
shall hear at his own shrines the suppliant vow...
HAIL DUBYA!
We who are about to send others to die
SALUTE YOU!
lo, Dubya comes! whose power the oil field bounds,
whose fame, the skies.
He shall receive the name Poppy nobly bore,
great George II, he.
Him to the skies, in 'Murkan codpiece dress,
thou shalt with smiles receive; and he, like us,
shall hear at his own shrines the suppliant vow...
HAIL DUBYA!
We who are about to send others to die
SALUTE YOU!