Snake Oil Scotty

"Why, this genuine Presidential-approved wiretapping is guaranteed--guaranteed, I say--to ward off all terror attacks and Islamofascist threats, both real and imagined! All God-fearing Americans should have no fear of side-effects, which may include violation of privacy, imprisonment in perpetuity without access to legal counsel, and waterboarding! But don't fret, my good people--your Dear Leader has himself vouched for the full legality and effectiveness of this necessary step in assuring victory in the GWOT, world without end, amen! So step right up and try it for yourselves! Your money back* if not fully satisfied!"


*Back in my pocket, you fucking rube!