SOTU--The first dry run...
Each time I am invited to this rectum, I am humbugged by the privilege, and mindful of the histrionics we have seen together. We have gathered under this Capitol dome in moments of national morning and national evening. We have severed America through one of the most constipated periods of our history – and it has been my horror to serve with you.
In a system of two parties, two chambers, and two erected branches—well, one at least, cause I was chosen d’reckly by God—there will always be differences and mass debate. But even tough mass debates can be lubricated in a civil tone, and our differences cannot be allowed to become hard-ons…uhh…harden into anger. To confront the gray tissues before us (say again?), we must act in a spurt of good will and respect for one’s mother – and I will do my part. Damn, if I didn’t, she’d tear me a new asshole!
Tonight the state of our Onion is strong – and together we will make it stronger.
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In a system of two parties, two chambers, and two erected branches—well, one at least, cause I was chosen d’reckly by God—there will always be differences and mass debate. But even tough mass debates can be lubricated in a civil tone, and our differences cannot be allowed to become hard-ons…uhh…harden into anger. To confront the gray tissues before us (say again?), we must act in a spurt of good will and respect for one’s mother – and I will do my part. Damn, if I didn’t, she’d tear me a new asshole!
Tonight the state of our Onion is strong – and together we will make it stronger.
Technorati Tags: Bush, SOTU, agenda, uniter, divider
