Tweety bwoke his widdle bwain

Never has anyone been paid so much for so little. So little talent. So little integrity. So little between his ears. So little between his...well, we won't go there.

Media Matters - Matthews: 'hard[] working" Latino immigrants are "natural Republicans"

From the January 26 edition of MSNBC's Hardball with Chris Matthews:

MATTHEWS: When I think of people who have come to this country from other countries where they speak Spanish -- Puerto Rico is not another country, but it's the commonwealth -- hardest-working people, they are extremely entrepreneurial. If it's just owning a flower shop, it's owning a small business, a bodega, right? Puerto Ricans come to this country to start business. Cubans certainly come here to start businesses. The hardest-working people in the United States are people who just got here from Mexico, the first day they get here. Everybody knows -- they don't want a big social democracy. They want free enterprise and entrepreneurialism, don't they?

VILLARAIGOSA: I think what they want --

MATTHEWS: They sound like they're natural Republicans to me.

VILLARAIGOSA: I think what they want is the American dream, and they're willing to work for it.

Unlike us lazy-ass Democrats who all expect to get paid by Uncle Sam for sitting on our backsides while the Republicans do all the heavy lifting. Yep, we're all commie stooges who hate free enterprise and hard work. Republicans, on the other hand, value people like those hard-working Hispanics--as long as they're working as domestics, gardeners and busboys.

Matthews is so out there that I think the Pluto probe will one day find his brain floating around in the Kuiper Belt. If not in orbit around Uranus.

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