Thursday, January 05, 2006

What did I tell you?

Well actually, I didn't...but I had planned to! As expected, Pat Robertson weighs in on Sharon's stroke with crib notes passed to him by God Himself:

Robertson: Sharon punished for dividing Israel

The Rev. Pat Robertson said Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon is being punished by God for dividing the Land of Israel. Robertson, speaking on the “700 Club” on Thursday, suggested Sharon, who is currently in an induced coma, and former Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, assassinated by an Israeli extremist in 1995, were being treated with enmity by God for dividing Israel. “He was dividing God’s land,” Robertson said. “And I would say, Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the E.U., the United Nations or the United States of America. God says, This land belongs to me. You better leave it alone.”
Pat (tap tap), I think God said, "Woe is YOU":

(Jer 14:14) Then the Lord said to me, "Those prophets are prophesying lies while claiming my authority. I did not send them. I did not commission them. And I did not speak to them. They are just prophesying to these people false visions, worthless predictions, and the delusions of their own mind.

(Deu 18:20) But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak,...even that prophet shall die."
Jan 2, 2004: "I think George Bush is going to win in a walk," Robertson said on his 700 Club program on the Virginia Beach-based Christian Broadcasting Network, which he founded. "I really believe I'm hearing from the Lord it's going to be like a blowout election in 2004. It's shaping up that way."
Lucky for Pat we don't live in a theocracy, huh?