Why We Cuss

Ivory Tower Media Type: Abramoff gave money to Democrats too.
Us: No, he didn't.
ITMT: Abramoff gave money to Democrats too.
Us: Excuse me, but didn't you hear?
ITMT: Abramoff gave money to Democrats too.
Us: I have the documentation right here--not a penny to Democrats!
ITMT: Abramoff gave money to Democrats too.
Us: Are you deaf, blind or just dumb? LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE! RIGHT HERE!
ITMT: Abramoff gave money to Democrats too.
Us: YOU F*&%ING A#@HOLE! WHAT THE F&*%K DO I HAVE TO DO? SHOVE THE F$#@ING PRINTOUT DOWN YOUR F%@#ING THROAT?
ITMT: How dare you! Wait, let me see that... well, in spite of your egregiously bad manners, you have a point, in a narrow semantic kind of way...
Us: Finally!
ITMT: Abramoff still gave money to Democrats too.