Friday, February 10, 2006

Can Ann be Saved?

Ann the Man Coulter stretches forth her long, bony fingers and grabs the first windpipe in sight:

The Blog | Max Blumenthal: Ann Coulter at CPAC on "Ragheads" and Assassinating Bill Clinton (and Dr. Bill Frist's Diagnosis) | The Huffington Post
Coulter on Muslims: "I think our motto should be post-9-11, 'raghead talks tough, raghead faces consequences.'" (This declaration prompted a boisterous ovation.)

Coulter on killing Bill Clinton: (Responding to a question from a Catholic University student about her biggest moral or ethical dilemma) "There was one time I had a shot at Clinton. I thought 'Ann, that's not going to help your career.'"

Coulter on moderate Republicans: "There is more dissent on a slave plantation then amongst moderates in the Republican party."

Coulter on the Holocaust: "Iran is soliciting cartoons on the Holocaust. So far, only Ted Rall, Garry Trudeau, and the NY Times have made submissions."

Coulter on the Supreme Court: "If we find out someone [referring to a terrorist] is going to attack the Supreme Court next week, can't we tell Roberts, Alito, Thomas and Scalito?"
The harpies themselves shrink back into the shadows when Ann draws nigh. If only Ann had been born 40 years earlier! Eva Braun wouldn't have had a chance.