Stunken Drupor

Would all those who think Dick was shitfaced raise their hands?

(lessee...one, two, three...hundred million...)

Now for all of you who didn't raise your hands, I'd like to let you in on a sweet deal for a landmark bridge between downtown Manhattan and Brooklyn...

The Blog | Lawrence O'Donnell: Was Cheney Drunk? | The Huffington Post

The L.A. Times is edging closer to the most likely reason for the 18 hour delay in reporting that the Vice President of the United States shot someone:

"This was a hunting accident," said Gilbert San Miguel, chief deputy of the Kenedy County Sheriff's Office. "There was no alcohol or misconduct."

How do we know there was no alcohol? Cheney refused to talk to local authorities until the next day. No point in giving him a breathalyzer then. Every lawyer I've talked to assumes Cheney was too drunk to talk to the cops after the shooting. The next question for the White House should be: Was Cheney drunk?

Honest, ossifer [hic!] I never saw that can of Bud b'fore in my life!

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