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Get fucking lives, people! There are obviously far too many folks with nothing at all on the ball that have nothing better or more productive to do than to worry about ambiguously gay penguins. Can't we impress these morons into the military and send them to Iraq? No, I guess we can't--that would definitely be against the Bill of Rights. But can't you just taste the irony in insisting on the constitutional rights of those who would happily deny them to others? Damn, being a liberal is hard work.

Parents Complain About Book's Undertones

SAVANNAH, Mo. -- A children's book about two male penguins that raise a baby penguin has been moved to the nonfiction section of two public library branches after parents complained it had homosexual undertones.

The illustrated book, "And Tango Makes Three," is based on a true story of two male penguins, named Roy and Silo, who adopted an abandoned egg at New York City's Central Park Zoo in the late 1990s.

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