Hand me the barf bag, Ethel!

When will the sight of Tweety's knob-bobbing head finally be banned by MSNBC censors? And why hasn't the FCC fined MSNBC for indecency over the nightly blowjobs Matthews freely gives his GOP guests? The man is a total suckass GOP monkey boy, their pivot man in a massive media circle jerk. Tune in next time to find out what I really think about him.

Media Matters - MSNBC's Matthews to WH press official: "See how much we get done when you come over here?"

MATTHEWS: So he was talking about that moment of relief we all shared the morning of, that we had missed a bullet.

DUFFY: That's exactly right, and, you know --

MATTHEWS: He was not saying, just to clarify the record, he was not saying that no one -- none of the experts thought that the levees might be breached.

DUFFY: He did not mean to portray that, that's exactly right.

MATTHEWS: See how much we get done when you come over here?

DUFFY: Yes, absolutely.

MATTHEWS: Isn't this great?

DUFFY: But this really does go to the point -- is the reason that we knew that the levees were of issue. Any time a storm of that size is headed to New Orleans, you're thinking levees. And the White House was, and so was the president. That's why search and rescue and airlift capacity and getting helicopters in the air was the Number 1 priority, whether the levees were breached, overtopped.

MATTHEWS: I wish we had you every night. It's great to have you, Trent, deputy press secretary to the president of the United States.

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