Shoot your television

Put the poor thing out of its misery before it has to suffer through another minute of Fucks News. Now the "F"-word network has Neil Cavuto blaming the SCLM for "inventing" a civil war in Iraq. Half the country looks like Atlanta post-Sherman and these brainless hairballs are parsing the fine points of whether "sectarian conflict" or "terrorism" actually constitutes civil war. Oh for the good old days when all we had to worry about were cum stains on a blue dress.


Oh, and Neil? It ain't "My World." I live on earth; I haven't the slightest fucking idea where you're beaming in from.

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