The Dumbass Defense

"I was just the boss! Certainly you don't think I knew the first fucking thing about what my subordinates were doing, do you?" Kenny Boy is about as convincing as Dennis Rodman declaring he had no idea how those nekkid women got in his bed.

On the Stand, Founder of Enron Doles Out Blame

HOUSTON, April 24 -- Enron Corp. founder Kenneth L. Lay, taking the stand for the first time in his fraud trial, told jurors he took "full responsibility" for the Houston energy company's collapse, even as he went on to blame others for the company's misfortune.

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