Thursday, April 20, 2006

Heartland Hilarity

Get thee behind me, Voldemort! A Georgia school board (why does this nonsense always seem to happen in red states?) addresses the pressing issue of the day: the promotion of witchcraft and satanism by Harry Potter! God save us from J. K. Rowling and her lightning-scarred demonic protagonist! It's all a plot--a plot, I say--to undermine Christianity and turn us all into atheistic commies! Pass the popcorn, willya Ethel?

Hearing to vanish Potter set for today |

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Published on: 04/20/06

A Gwinnett County school board hearing on whether to remove the Harry Potter series from all school libraries will begin at 2 p.m. today and is expected to last less than two hours.
At least the hearing will be shorter than the movies.

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