Oy

So Moses said [to Pharaoh, or to the Vice-Pharaoh, or to some other royal guy], "This is what the LORD says, I think, if I heard Him right: 'About midnight, or maybe closer to 7 AM, or somewhere thereabouts, I will go throughout Egypt...well, maybe in Thebes at least. Every firstborn son in Egypt will die, or at least suffer severe stomach cramps, or acne, or something, from the firstborn son of Pharaoh, who sits on the throne, to the firstborn son of the slave girl, who is at her hand mill, and all the firstborn of the cattle--or was it sheep? I'm not sure; I may have to get back to you on that-- as well. There will be loud wailing throughout Egypt—worse than there has ever been or ever will be again, except maybe that time when Ramses II and his racing team lost to the Cushites in the Nile Regatta a few years ago. [Exodus 11:4-7, Equivocal Version]

Media Matters - Robertson: "[I]f I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms"

Summary: On May 17, Pat Robertson once again warned 700 Club viewers of "vicious hurricanes" and a possible tsunami after saying on May 8: "I go away at the end of each year to pray, and if I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms.

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"I think we're going to see some really serious storms."

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"Also, there may well be something as bad as a tsunami up in the Pacific Northwest."

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