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Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the masturbatory stylings of Richard Cohen...

Media Matters - Cohen -- who never criticized Bush's 2004 skit mocking lack of Iraqi WMDs -- called Colbert "a bully " for his "rude" and "insulting" correspondents dinner routine

Summary: In a column titled "So Not Funny," Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen declared that comedian Stephen Colbert's scathing routine at the White House Correspondents Association dinner was "rude" and "insulting," and added that Colbert was "a bully." However, Cohen offered no criticism of Bush when, in a pre-taped skit at the 60th annual dinner of the Radio and Television Correspondents Association (RTCA) in 2004, he made light of the failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

Big, bad bully Stephen Colbert (humble comic) just bitch-slapped our Glorious Preznit (Leader of the Free World) silly, and the Secret Service was powerless to stop it. How dare he so mistreat the Most Powerful Man on Earth, who could have him disappeared in an instant to Gitmo or Abu Ghraib (or Davey Jones' Locker) for his impudence? Bad, bad boy, Stephen! Poor, poor, Dubya, He Who Struts With His Finger on the Nuclear Button, defenseless in the face of such insensate evil! Oh, the humanity! Oh, the horror! <<sob>>

Geezus H. Croissant, Dick! Here's a man with the power to incinerate millions at his command, and you feel just awful that he had to take a few verbal licks from a COMEDIAN??!?? Get your goddamned head out of Dubya's ass and get a fucking life, willya?

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