The Bushco Libretto

(Apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan...)

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!
There's the presidential nuisances who fight for epitaphs--
The pols who look for WMD's to journalistic laughs--
All pundits who cite bogus tales, and floor you with 'em flat--
All persons who in counting votes, count votes 'gainst Democrat--
And all third persons who should on nooses twist--
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!

CHORUS. He's got 'em on the list--he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of
'em be missed.