Indiana wants me...

...so says DHS, having earmarked the Hoosier State for the most islamofascist-protectodollars in the world--more than NY, NY (site of the Twin Towers twin collapse) and DC (Pentagon, y'know?). I guess you can't spend enough to help those pasty-faced white boys develop their outside set-shots on the soft grasslands of India-No-Place. (Apologies to Larry Bird.)