Bloody Brilliant

Now showing in theaters: "The Lipgloss That Ate New York."

The 1995 bombing plot involved liquid explosives as well, but I don't remember terror experts telling us then to be scared shitless of our aftershave. What a difference regime change makes.

The New Shape Of Fear

Whoever thought it would come to this, when the evils of humanity could be squeezed into a tube of toothpaste?

Squeezed into ordinary, everyday items so benign and necessary that common people would not have thought them potential containers of evil.

Like, really?

Bottles of shampoo? Suntan lotion? Hand cream? Hair gel? Clear vessels of spring water?

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