Bumblefuck Bush

Can it be that the media have finally discovered that it's worthless following Bush around? The man can barely string together a single coherent sentence, and when he does, it's nothing but a repeat of the same empty platitudes they've heard a dozen times before. Besides, when news breaks, he's often the last one to know. Too busy clearing brush, falling off his trike, or choking on a pretzel.

Worst.
President.
Ever.

Increasingly, Bush Escapes the Media Pack

GREEN BAY, Wis. -- On one of the scariest days yet in the five-year battle with terrorists, President Bush prepared to make a speech to reassure the American people. But the White House press corps was 1,000 miles away in Texas.

Bush had left his ranch vacation and jetted north for a scheduled closed-door fundraiser. No press plane accompanied him. And so when news broke that Britain had broken up a major terrorist plot, the only ones there to convey the president's reaction were a handful of local reporters and a few pool journalists who ride in the back of Air Force One.

The idea that Bush could travel across the country without a full contingent of reporters, especially in the middle of a war, highlights a major cultural shift in the presidency and the news media. In the four decades since the assassination of John F. Kennedy, presidents traditionally have taken journalists with them wherever they traveled on the theory that when it comes to the most powerful leader on the planet, anything can happen at any time.

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