The Four Post-Primary Scenarios You Meet In Heaven

...or hell, depending on the outcome. Or should that be "New Haven"? Anyway, David Sirota (say, that's an anagram for Atrios!) enumerates them all, but my money's on number 4:

David Sirota: The Four Post-Lieberman/Lamont Scripts - Yahoo! News

4. Lamont wins big (by more than 5 points): Again, Xanax and Prozac fly off the shelves of DC pharmacies, though this time so does Imodium, because the Democratic Party elites get so scared, they collectively and uncontrollably begin soiling their pants. Incumbents begin worrying about whether their votes to sell out to Big Money or to preserve the Bush administration's "stay-the-course" nonsense in Iraq will draw them a serious primary challenge. Suddenly, votes by the Democratic caucus in both the House and Senate become far more unified. Instead of huge numbers of Democrats undermining their party on core economic and national security issues, there is more party discipline than has been seen in a long time because suddenly, every Democratic lawmaker realizes that they, too, might have to actually answer to voters.

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