I do no theenk that word means what you theenk it means...

Centrist, that is. Here's an example of what may happen when that cognition finally dawns on our pampered pussified punditocracy:

Lamont's victory proves that a centrist can't win a Democratic primary. Lamont is not a centrist because he opposes the war in Iraq. You can't be a centrist and oppose the Iraq war because the percentage of Americans against the war is only... uh... how many? Sixty? Huh? Sixty percent? That can't be right. It is? Shit... How the fuck am I supposed to keep my job as a highly paid, widely respected pundit if I can't simply regurgitate GOP talking points? And I just bought a new tux for that shindig down at Karl Rove's place...

CNN.com - Poll: 60 percent of Americans oppose Iraq war - Aug 9, 2006

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Sixty percent of Americans oppose the U.S. war in Iraq, the highest number since polling on the subject began with the commencement of the war in March 2003, according to poll results and trends released Wednesday.

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