There outta be a law...

Asscrack now has a plum job peddling his influence in DC. Someone outta FedEx a few cartons of calico cats to his office...that should send him packing back home to MO.

Ashcroft Finds Private-Sector Niche

Former U.S. attorney general John D. Ashcroft, whose tenure saw the creation of a burgeoning homeland security industry, has emerged as the highest-ranking former Bush administration official to lobby for and invest in companies in that field.

Nearly two years after he left the Justice Department for a glass-and-marble office tower six blocks away, Ashcroft is building a lucrative consulting company helping security and other firms find business with federal agencies. Federal spending on homeland security is expected to reach nearly $60 billion in fiscal 2007, according to the Office of Management and Budget.

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