ABC

Easy as 1, 2, 3...

ABC: Pssstt...hey, kid...wanna see a 9/11 docudrama?
Kid: I dunno...is it one of those Bush-bashing Michael Moore America-hating videos?
ABC: No way! This is Hugh Hewitt-approved neocon jism... still sticky and wet. Wanna check it out?
Kid: Well...OK, I guess... I dunno...
ABC: You won't be disappointed...we ran it past Karl Rove before we released it.
Kid: Karl Rove? Well, that's a horsecock joke of a different color... Hell, yeah, I'll see it!

Hullabaloo

How surprising to learn that the new ABC "event movie" scheduled for next week-end called "The Path To 9/11," touted as being "based on the 9/11 Commission Report," has been selectively screened only by rightwing columnists and bloggers. Why on earth would ABC do that?

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