Setting the record straight
Seems I unjustly maligned Judge Sluggo in the previous post. It was actually District Attorney Sluggo who had the backroom session with Mr. Bill's mom, as the transcript plainly shows:
Mr. Hands: (Sings) "Here comes Mr. Bill's mom." (Molds Mom into shape and puts her on the stand)
Mr. Bill: Yay! Mom! How are you doing mom? Yay!
Mr. Hands: Now Judge Sluggo would like to ask your mother if Mr. Bill has ever been a naughty boy.
Mom: Mr. Bill is the nicest son a mother could ever have.
Mr. Bill: Yay thanks mom! Yay
Mom: Now District Attorney Sluggo would like to cross examine your mother. Alone in the back room.
Mr. Bill: No where are you taking her. He's going to be mean to her.
(Sluggo starts beating Mom up in the back room.)
Mom: Ooh. Oh. Ow. Oooh. Oh Ow. Oh.
Mr. Bill: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh mom why why!
(Mom comes back with two black eyes and her arms pulled off.)
Mr. Hands: Hey wait, there's been a sudden change in testimony!
Mom: Mr. Bill is a spoiled brat and has committed many felonies recently.
My humble apologies.







