Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Setting the record straight

Seems I unjustly maligned Judge Sluggo in the previous post. It was actually District Attorney Sluggo who had the backroom session with Mr. Bill's mom, as the transcript plainly shows:

Mr. Hands: (Sings) "Here comes Mr. Bill's mom." (Molds Mom into shape and puts her on the stand)

Mr. Bill: Yay! Mom! How are you doing mom? Yay!

Mr. Hands: Now Judge Sluggo would like to ask your mother if Mr. Bill has ever been a naughty boy.

Mom: Mr. Bill is the nicest son a mother could ever have.

Mr. Bill: Yay thanks mom! Yay

Mom: Now District Attorney Sluggo would like to cross examine your mother. Alone in the back room.

Mr. Bill: No where are you taking her. He's going to be mean to her.

(Sluggo starts beating Mom up in the back room.)

Mom: Ooh. Oh. Ow. Oooh. Oh Ow. Oh.

Mr. Bill: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh mom why why!

(Mom comes back with two black eyes and her arms pulled off.)

Mr. Hands: Hey wait, there's been a sudden change in testimony!

Mom: Mr. Bill is a spoiled brat and has committed many felonies recently.

My humble apologies.