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According to Pony Blow, Saddam was cheating on Satan (and Chris?) by having an affair with Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Well, that must be what he meant since Bush pissboy Pat Roberts and his Senate Coverup Committee determined that there was no other relationship between them:

Think Progress » Ignoring Senate Intel Report, Snow Repeats Lie That Saddam Had A Relationship With Zarqawi

Last Friday, the Senate Intelligence Committee — chaired by Sen. Pat Roberts (R-KS), one of the President’s most loyal allies — concluded that there was absolutely no relationship between Saddam Hussein and al-Qaeda operative Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Here’s the key quote from page 109:

Saddam Hussein attempted, unsuccessfully, to locate and capture al-Zarqawi and…the regime did not have a relationship with, harbor, or turn a blind eye toward Zarqawi.

Nevertheless, at today’s press briefing, White House Press Secretary Tony Snow insisted Saddam that had a “relationship” because Zarqawi was in the country. Snow refused to “go into the vagaries of the Senate report.”

My God, man! Do you know what this means? Dubya had a relationship with the 9/11 terrorists because they were in the country too! Is there no one we can trust?

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