Who mourns for the fourth estate?

Not Katie Colic, that's fer fuckin' sure. And in that spirit, she did her best to drive the stake once and for all through the heart of true television journalism. News? Fuck that. Entertainment, that's what the proles need! Victory gin and vive le difference! I am woman, hear me pander!

Bella Abzug...I know you're up there. Tell God, wouldja, to send down a lightning bolt or two to singe the pubes off these talking head eye-candy wenches? Wait...too late...she already got a Brazillian cut...

In the Anchor Chair, Couric Breaks the Mold

Katie Couric broke the mold last night. Her "CBS Evening News" was more magazine show than news show, more "60 Minutes" than Cronkite headline service. In fact, the number of full-fledged stories about something that happened yesterday amounted to -- let me count here--one.

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