Abu G's Tour de Farce

Just impeach the asshat, willya? Just like the kid with chocolate icing smeared all over his face who swears to his Mom that he didn't eat any of the obviously mauled chocolate cake, the inept bastard isn't even an effective liar.

Bench Conference

Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales deserves to be fired for his testimony Tuesday alone; for morphing into Jon Lovitz's famous "pathological liar" character (or maybe just one of the Marx Brothers) as he tried to dodge and duck responsibility before the Senate Judiciary Committee not just for his shameful leadership at Justice but also his shameless role in visiting an ailing John Ashcroft in the hospital to try to strong-arm him into renewing the warrantless surviellance program. Can anyone out there remember a worse, less-inspiring, less confidence-inducing performance on Capitol Hill? I cannot.

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