FMD

Fromage of Mass Destruction

From a recently published TSA bulletin:

Incidents at U.S. Airports May Suggest Possible Pre-Attack Probing

[snip]

• (U//FOUO) 16 September 2006, Baltimore, MD–The checked baggage of a couple contained a plastic bag with a block of processed cheese taped to another plastic bag holding a cellular phone charger.

The bulletin notes that "Individuals involved in these incidents were of varying gender, and initial investigations do not link them with criminal or terrorist organizations." Nevertheless, we are told, "Be afraid... be very afraid."

Remind me again how we went so crazy?

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