Here's a thought...

...why don't we all just 86 our nukes and pretend we never went fission?

Administration Urges Full Warhead Funding - washingtonpost.com

The Bush administration has told Congress that delays in funding for a new generation of nuclear weapons may require a return to underground testing to ensure that older warheads remain reliable.

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