To vote or not to vote

Lemme make it easy for you, Dell...and for all the rest of you hypocritical so-called evangelical Christians who want so badly to vote for one of the "double Gitmo," put you over their laps and whup you raw with a cast iron belt buckle, manly man Aqua Velva GOP douchebags that you're willing to overlook multiple divorces, trophy wives with fake tits younger than the candidate's daughters (both the wives and the tits), and antimagnetic moral compasses:

Sit this one out.
Take a pass.
Let your conscience be your guide.
DON'T
FUCKING
VOTE.

There. Moral dilemma solved.

Evangelicals See Dilemmas in G.O.P. Field - New York Times

COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa, July 3 — Dell Collins teaches an adult Sunday school class at his evangelical church in central Iowa, and he recently took his students through a series of lessons on the Book of James and its repeated exhortations to put faith into action.

But Mr. Collins is grappling with just how to apply his beliefs when it comes to picking a favorite from a Republican field in which the leading contenders each face serious obstacles to winning over Christian conservatives.

“Do you go with your heart or with your head?” he said. “My first choice is with my heart, but you also have to be realistic.”

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