Friday, August 03, 2007

Journamalism made easy

Just cook up a template for political reporting along the following lines:

GOP [Senator, Representative] [fill in name] is reportedly being investigated by the [FBI, ATF, DEA, NKVD] for [money laundering, tax evasion, bribery, goat fucking] involving Jack Abramoff and [Ralph Reed, Tom Delay, Duke Cunningham, Elvis], according to sources close to the story.

Senator, Aide May Have Run Afoul of Law -
WASHINGTON -- A Senate aide who handled Sen. Ted Stevens' personal bills did not report any payments from his personal funds, raising questions about whether the two violated gift restrictions or federal law.
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