Friday, August 24, 2007

Slime and the Family Stone

Why is it that no matter how slimy, worm-ridden, soulless, heartless, Godless and despicable a Republican operative may be, he or she keeps getting hired as a "consultant" by the various avatars of the RNC? The most recent bucket-o'-filth to hit the front page is Roger "Big Swinging Dickless" Stone, famous (along with his Polythene Pam of a wife) both for frequenting swingers' clubs and for getting shitcanned by campaigns repeatedly when the truth about his libertine leather lifestyle leaks out. Here we have him in all his inglory (probably jerking off as he did it) attempting to terrorize Elliot Spitzer's 83 year-old dad telephonistically:

Local News: | message, resigned, voicemail -

"This is a message for Bernard Spitzer. You will be subpoenaed to testify before the Senate committee on investigations on your shady campaign loans. You will be compelled by the Senate Sergeant at Arms. If you resist the subpoena, you will be arrested and brought to Albany. And there's not a g**d**n thing your phony, psycho piece of s**t son can do about it. Bernie, your phony loans are about to catch up with you. You will be forced to tell the truth, and the fact that your son's a pathological liar will be known to all."
Ah, but he wuz framed! It's a damned dirty liberal plot to smear his good name! [coughing fit...] Or at least that's the bullshit he's trying to peddle:
Stone acknowledges that the call was made from his Manhattan apartment, but has implied that someone broke in, and made the call using some sort of replication of his voice. Furthermore, Stone has made the claim that he was not at home on Monday, August 6th, and couldn’t have made the phone call. He said he was at the Broadway show Frost/Nixon. He says on his website “On the night this call was allegedly made, I was at the theater catching the play NIXON and FROST.”

However, according to a post on New York Magazine’s website, “August 6, 2007, was a Monday. And like many Broadway shows, the play, which closed this weekend, took that night off. ‘We were completely dark on Mondays,’ a rep from its management company told us.”
Liars, scumbags, crooks, cheats, scoundrels all - and that's just the GOP Ladies' Auxiliary.

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