Why, Santy Claus, why?

Why is the bad man not in jail? Why?

It was Debby-Howell Who, who was no more than two.

But, you know, that old Gingrinch was so smart and so slick
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus oozed,
"There's no underlying crime that's been proved!
"So it's partisan sour grapes, you see.
"He'll take some time off, then he'll come work for me!"
And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head
And he got her a bourbon and sent her to bed.
And when Debby-Howell Who went to bed with her cup,
He made himself preznit and fucked us all up.

How Rove Directed Federal Assets for GOP Gains - washingtonpost.com

Thirteen months before President Bush was reelected, chief strategist Karl Rove summoned political appointees from around the government to the Old Executive Office Building. The subject of the Oct. 1, 2003, meeting was "asset deployment," and the message was clear:

The staging of official announcements, high-visibility trips and declarations of federal grants had to be carefully coordinated with the White House political affairs office to ensure the maximum promotion of Bush's reelection agenda and the Republicans in Congress who supported him, according to documents and some of those involved in the effort.

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