I hate to tellya

But...

If you think G. W. Bush is God's anointed...
You're an asshole.

If you think Saddam had WMDs...
You're an asshole.

If you think Iraq and bin-Laden were tight...
You're an asshole.

(C'mon! I'm tryin' to help youse here!)

If you think we're winning in Iraq...
You're an asshole.

If you think...
There's hope for you yet...