O Canada!

Perhaps we can persuade our neighbors to the north to occupy the US. After all, we have WMDs and a terroristic dictator who has slaughtered untold thousands of Iraqis, and we sure need someone to establish democracy here.

How George Bush became the new Saddam | Macleans.ca - Canada - Features

COVER STORY: Its strategies shattered, a desperate Washington is reaching out to the late dictator's henchmen.

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