Unitarian Executive

The central tenet of Bushite Unitarianism, however, is "Do unto others and then lie like hell about it." Its initiation rite, unique among religious sects, involves a sacral [you can take that any way you like] kiss (the object of the kiss being Dubya's ass or, for lower-level appointees, a proxy ass or a replica of Dubya's ass) and a blood-oath swearing eternal fealty to the House of Bush. Prospective members must also score in the lowest decile on tests gauging competence in their chosen field of mission.

Rachel Paulose is obviously a 12th-degree Bushite Unitarian.

Minnesota Monitor:: Paulose Under Investigation by the Feds

The federal Office of Special Counsel is investigating allegations that Rachel Paulose, U.S. attorney for Minnesota, mishandled classified information, decided to fire the subordinate who called it to her attention, retaliated against others in the office who crossed her, and made racist remarks about one employee.

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