What I want for Election Day

What I want for election day is:

A Red Rider Range Model Air Rifle with....

No, scratch that.

What I want for election day is:

- An end to endless war.
- Compassion that is more than a slogan.
- Honesty; as least as close as they come to it in DC.
- Humility.
- Decency. Not the faux kind that cares only for BJs (and then only when the suckee is a Democrat), but the kind that values people over hypocritical pandering.
- ONE BIG FUCKING APOLOGY from the GOP for trying to roll back the Constitution to 1214 AD.
- A President that shoots as straight as she or he speaks, provided that their targets are corruption, hate, imperialism, racism, bullshit, and bluster.

Anyone care to add their wish list?