CANDIDATE CAGE MATCH!!!

LIVE COVERAGE OF THE CANDIDATE SMACKDOWN!

Analysis by Hulk Hogan and Jesse "The Body" Ventura

THE TALE OF THE TAPE!

Who has the bigger schlong - Bill Clinton or Obama? YOU DECIDE!!!

WOULD YOU DO HILLARY?

Celebs chime in!

Clinton Wins in Ohio While Texas Race Remains Tight - Live Coverage -

With two thirds of the precincts reporting in Ohio, Clinton led Obama 57 percent to 41 percent. The vote had not yet been reported in Cuyahoga County (Cleveland), a heavily African American area expected to strongly favor Obama.

Y'all can follow the vote tally; I'll retire to Bedlam.