'Twas lipstick, and the Hockey Mom did gyre and gimbel with the Pig

Shout-out to TPM for pointing this out. TOO funny!

SHOUTS & MURMURS: My Gal: Humor: The New Yorker

Sarah Palin knows a little something about God’s will, knowing God quite well, from their work together on that natural-gas pipeline, and what God wills is: Country First. And not just any country! There was a slight error on our signage. Other countries, such as that one they have in France, reading our slogan, if they can even read real words, might be all, like, “Hey, bonjour, they are saying we can put our country, France, first!” Non, non, non, France! What we are saying is, you’d better put our country first, you merde-heads, or soon there will be so much lipstick on your pit bulls it will make your berets spin!

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